heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

(via subrnariner)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via klondikebar)

thatsthat24:

sergiosblog:

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

THAT LAST ONE

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY??

(Source: best-of-memes, via amandomivida)

Timestamp: 1411176698

thatsthat24:

sergiosblog:

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

THAT LAST ONE

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY??

(Source: best-of-memes, via amandomivida)

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

(via amandomivida)

(Source: 8ayonetta, via pandahkraze)

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

image

shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

(via oncer-locked-chick)

tittily:

nikaa00:

tittily:

tittily:

why is my fortune so threatening

MY AUNT GAVE ME ANOTHER FORTUNE COOKIE TO OPEN AND I GOT THE SAME EXACT FORTUNE

TWICE

IN A ROW

image

HELP ME??????

You’re doomed. No way out. Your only chance of survival is… *looks up dramatically* the Winchesters.

let me die

(via highlyintelligentblonde)

Timestamp: 1411176419

tittily:

nikaa00:

tittily:

tittily:

why is my fortune so threatening

MY AUNT GAVE ME ANOTHER FORTUNE COOKIE TO OPEN AND I GOT THE SAME EXACT FORTUNE

TWICE

IN A ROW

image

HELP ME??????

You’re doomed. No way out. Your only chance of survival is… *looks up dramatically* the Winchesters.

let me die

(via highlyintelligentblonde)

(Source: Flickr / nacorum, via yaydrums)

schleppelbm:

Out n about in the woods

(via emmanuel-that-psych)

Timestamp: 1411176332

schleppelbm:

Out n about in the woods

(via emmanuel-that-psych)

(Source: 997, via ruinedchildhood)

(via shyowl)